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Violent Veg Funny Cheeky Homourous Birthday Card Perfect for friends or family with a quirky sense of humour, this Violent Veg birthday card is sure to make them laugh! This card features a carrot escaping a peeler unaware a box grater is hiding in the dark alleyway just around the corner wit..

Violent Veg 'HA-PEA Birthday!' Funny Cheeky Homourous Birthday Card Perfect for friends or family with a quirky sense of humour, this Violent Veg birthday card is sure to make them laugh! This card features two peas and a carrot with a box grater and the caption 'HA-PEA Birthday! Have The Gre..

Violent Veg 'Happy Birthday From The Darkside' Funny Cheeky Homourous Birthday Card Perfect for friends or family with a quirky sense of humour, this Violent Veg birthday card is sure to make them laugh! This card features a Darth Vader Inspired Vegetable Villain with the Caption 'Happy Birth..

Message inside card reads:CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTHon this your special day.MAY LOVE AND KINDNESS FOLLOW YOU as you travel on life's way...The year's can pass so quicklyso ENJOY YOUR DAY WITH PRIDE,for love brings many treasures WHEN TWO ARE SIDE BY SIDE.TO THE H..